by Bernard McKenna & Colin Bostock-Smith

The basis of the 1978 British comedy film starring Monty Python member Graham Chapman and David Jason. A despondent businessman decides to end it all after his wife leaves him. Unfortunately, he lacks the courage to do it to himself and so hires a professional assassin. A short time passes and things look considerably brighter for the businessman who suddenly decides he wants to live. Unfortunately, nothing he says can convince his would be killer to stop his pursuit.